Soldier (joke)

[Goat Whisperer]

I just read this, and I thought it was funny:

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”

 

[Ryder]

Very nice.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

I'm bored and googling jokes... wooo

 

[Ryder]

Why not go to sleep?

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Because I have insomnia...

and also because I was so exhausted from a debate tournament I slept in until like 1 today, (like 16 hours of solid sleep) so now I am incapable of sleep until later into the evening.

 

[Jessica]

:24 :24

good one

 

[Kyle B]

Clever.

 

[sierrabravo]

ha. signal 20.

 

[mhtal3at]

جامدة جدا
In arabic that means so way cool
that's it

 

[theREDdot]

I just read this, and I thought it was funny:

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”

Haha good one. If it continued I wonder what the general would have said.

 

[ConTRo13R]

Il get your coat....AND il even call a taxi for you