A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a
destitute refugee
claimant outside
a Maryland immigration office.
' Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been
sent here
by President Obama and told to grant
you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United
States with your wife and three children.'
The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we
don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold
in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost
toothless grin and --
PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold
teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy,
'two more to go.'
The refugee claimant now got
bolder. 'I need a big house with
a three car garage in
Annapolis on the water with eight
bedrooms for my family
and the rest of my relatives who
still live in my country.
I want to bring them all over here..
PING ! - In
the distance there could be seen a
beautiful mansion with
a three car garage, a long driveway,
a walkout patio with
a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood
overlooking the bay.
'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.
'Yes, one more wish.
I want to be like an American
with American clothes instead of
these torn clothes, and a
baseball cap instead of this turban.
And I want to have
white skin like Americans.
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans,
a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had
his bad teeth returned and the mansion had disappeared from the
horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed.
'Where is my new house?
THIS IS GOOD
The fairy said 'Too bad, Mac, Now that
you are a White American,
you have to fend for yourself.'
And she disappeared.
destitute refugee
claimant outside
a Maryland immigration office.
' Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been
sent here
by President Obama and told to grant
you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United
States with your wife and three children.'
The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we
don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold
in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost
toothless grin and --
PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold
teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy,
'two more to go.'
The refugee claimant now got
bolder. 'I need a big house with
a three car garage in
Annapolis on the water with eight
bedrooms for my family
and the rest of my relatives who
still live in my country.
I want to bring them all over here..
PING ! - In
the distance there could be seen a
beautiful mansion with
a three car garage, a long driveway,
a walkout patio with
a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood
overlooking the bay.
'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.
'Yes, one more wish.
I want to be like an American
with American clothes instead of
these torn clothes, and a
baseball cap instead of this turban.
And I want to have
white skin like Americans.
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans,
a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had
his bad teeth returned and the mansion had disappeared from the
horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed.
'Where is my new house?
THIS IS GOOD
The fairy said 'Too bad, Mac, Now that
you are a White American,
you have to fend for yourself.'
And she disappeared.
