So you think you have marital problems ? !!!
Two men, an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about theirfamily problems..Shot after shot.. of drinks.The Indian man said, 'We have problem in India we can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from avillage whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want tomarry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and nowIhave a lot of familyproblems sometimes I do go home.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whomwe love.....I'll tell you my story,
'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After acouple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her.
Now my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally nowmy daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when Ihad a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother isalsomygrandson.Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems, I cannot understand, my friend.'
The Indian fainted........!! And when he woke up the next day, he decided he was going to marry only according to his parents’ recommendations.
Two men, an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about theirfamily problems..Shot after shot.. of drinks.The Indian man said, 'We have problem in India we can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from avillage whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want tomarry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and nowIhave a lot of familyproblems sometimes I do go home.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whomwe love.....I'll tell you my story,
'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After acouple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her.
Now my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally nowmy daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when Ihad a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother isalsomygrandson.Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems, I cannot understand, my friend.'
The Indian fainted........!! And when he woke up the next day, he decided he was going to marry only according to his parents’ recommendations.
