so my daughter has a new boyfriend

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Darrell

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When I have a daughter, her boyfriend is going to be afraid of guns. You know how I know?

I plan to show him every single firearm in my home, and explain the ballistics information as well. :tooth
 

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IF I decide to have any kids, I will have twin boys. Boys are easier than girls. And by having twins, a readymade family and all the pain is over at once.
 

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Girls are worse then boys. It's true. My girl is a nightmare, compared to my boys.

Having twins would still mean 2 births. So won't be gone at once. Just in shorter space of time ;) hehe
 

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When I have a daughter, her boyfriend is going to be afraid of guns. You know how I know?

I plan to show him every single firearm in my home, and explain the ballistics information as well. :tooth

You don't have the boy fear the gun, you have the boy fear the man.

Now, that said, a good customer of mine did give me a good idea when he told me that anytime his daughter brought a new boyfriend over, he'd sit outside in the rocking chair in nothing but his fruit of the loom whitey tighty's drinking a beer cleaning his shotgun. He made a very memorable first impression LOL
 

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When my daughter was in her early 20's she would bring home her boyfriends from time to time. I never really tried to intimidate anyone, but I'd let her know what I thought of each one, in my round-a-bout way.

I remember this one guy. I think his name was William or something. He was a corrections officer, and built like a WALL. He was nice, smart, respectful, and polite around us parents. In fact he just seemed to have everything going for him.

One day my daughter comes home and tells me William just took her to a park, and read poetry aloud to her. I told her that's a rare trait in a man, and he sounds like a "keeper" I was prepared to go on about how some men can never get in touch with any type of sensitivity at all when she stopped me....

She looked me right in the eye and said, "I broke up with William today, he's a pussy" I took a moment to gather my composure, failed miserably, and laughed till I pee'd.
 

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When I have a daughter, her boyfriend is going to be afraid of guns. You know how I know?

I plan to show him every single firearm in my home, and explain the ballistics information as well. :tooth

Lmao that poor boy :D And SB you may be just what his gf needs to get over her fear, you love your dogs and have trained them and can lead her into the doggie style world :D
 

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When my daughter was in her early 20's she would bring home her boyfriends from time to time. I never really tried to intimidate anyone, but I'd let her know what I thought of each one, in my round-a-bout way.

I remember this one guy. I think his name was William or something. He was a corrections officer, and built like a WALL. He was nice, smart, respectful, and polite around us parents. In fact he just seemed to have everything going for him.

One day my daughter comes home and tells me William just took her to a park, and read poetry aloud to her. I told her that's a rare trait in a man, and he sounds like a "keeper" I was prepared to go on about how some men can never get in touch with any type of sensitivity at all when she stopped me....

She looked me right in the eye and said, "I broke up with William today, he's a pussy" I took a moment to gather my composure, failed miserably, and laughed till I pee'd.

That is brilliant!!
 
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