how is Bruno these days?and hes terrified of dogs:24:
So you're planning on having a daughter then. I like forward thinking haha
I'm working on it. Trust me.![]()
When I have a daughter, her boyfriend is going to be afraid of guns. You know how I know?
I plan to show him every single firearm in my home, and explain the ballistics information as well. :tooth
She looked me right in the eye and said, "I broke up with William today, he's a pussy" I took a moment to gather my composure, failed miserably, and laughed till I pee'd.
When I have a daughter, her boyfriend is going to be afraid of guns. You know how I know?
I plan to show him every single firearm in my home, and explain the ballistics information as well. :tooth
I plan to show him every single firearm in my home, and explain the ballistics information as well. :tooth
When my daughter was in her early 20's she would bring home her boyfriends from time to time. I never really tried to intimidate anyone, but I'd let her know what I thought of each one, in my round-a-bout way.
I remember this one guy. I think his name was William or something. He was a corrections officer, and built like a WALL. He was nice, smart, respectful, and polite around us parents. In fact he just seemed to have everything going for him.
One day my daughter comes home and tells me William just took her to a park, and read poetry aloud to her. I told her that's a rare trait in a man, and he sounds like a "keeper" I was prepared to go on about how some men can never get in touch with any type of sensitivity at all when she stopped me....
She looked me right in the eye and said, "I broke up with William today, he's a pussy" I took a moment to gather my composure, failed miserably, and laughed till I pee'd.
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