So lame

[Mrs Behavin]

I was in Wendys drive thru getting me something to eat and the one dude at the window told me that he was going to take my jacket. Just out of nowhere said that. Umm...ok. I said why do you want my jacket? Why in the hell would a dude want a pink windbreaker? He told me so he could see whats underneath the jacket. He said so you gonna give it to me or what? I told him to just give me my damn food and that he needed to improve on his "flirting" skills. That was the most lamest attempt to flirt that I had EVER seen.

 

[lemon]

heh, i would have replied:

so i can see who made the jacket.

ahaha..

 

[Sneakiecat]

That reminds me of a time a guy tried to flirt with a friend of mine. He asked her is she came here often. That would have been bad enough but he asked her at the tray return in the dining hall on campus. She launched into a ten minute speech about how stupid he was and he thought that would ever win her over. He slowly back away and we never saw him again.

 

[lemon]

lol cat

 

[Eridanus]

Least he was a little more original than the age old line I got yesterday..."Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"...

 

[Sneakiecat]

Yeah, that one's pretty bad.

 

[Peter Parka]

Get your coat you've pulled!
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Thats a nice dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor!

















:jk:

 

[Eridanus]

The lamest line I have ever received would've been, "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

 

[Peter Parka]

How about "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertalised or unfertilied!":yuk

 

[Sneakiecat]

This is why I loved being a complete geek in school. No one ever tried to hit on me.

 

[Homer]

damb i've seen people get a lawyer for less.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Is it hot in here or is it just you, Amy?

 

[TheOriginalJames]

This is why I loved being a complete geek in school. No one ever tried to hit on me.

That and the big fatty ring you should have on your finger...

 

[Sneakiecat]

I meant before I was married. But the rings work too.

 

[BaggedSplash]

you shoulda got your food, parked your car, gone inside and talked to the manager and tell them what happened and you felt as if he was harrassing you...

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I should go get a gold ring that looks like a wedding band and wear it around. haha I bet I'd get hit on more.

 

[Sneakiecat]

Try it.

 

[Darkstar]

I get hit on all the time at work. Not like he cant see the ring...oy

 

[Peter Parka]

Yeah, I find the ring works the other way round sometimes because they see it as a challenge and know you're not going to hit on them!

 

[Maulds]

He wanted to see Amy's moneymakers, cool