So I went to the butchers...

[missbishi]

So I went to the butchers today. The guy behind the counter said "I bet you $50 you can't reach that beef on the top shelf". I said "I'm sorry, the stakes are too high"......

Sorry!

 

[Shimus]

It's "Steaks" lolol but I love that one. Here's a couple of more:

"Two fish are in a tank. One Drives. The other Guns."
"Two fish swim into the wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam."
"Two crackers were strolling down the street. One was a salted."

 

[Lushlala]

So I went to the butchers today. The guy behind the counter said "I bet you $50 you can't reach that beef on the top shelf". I said "I'm sorry, the stakes are too high"......

Sorry!

Hehe MissBishi....I love this, I love it very much Thanks for the giggles, mate! You have yourself a fab Sunday!

 

[LitoLawless]

That was pretty funny. I just woke up and I was in a pretty serous mood but this made me smile just a little bit. Thanks!

 

[RUBESH]

That's a very brilliant reaction! It's always entertaining to engage in light chat with strangers in daily circumstances, such as at the butcher shop. Humor may lift spirits and make interactions more pleasurable. You appear to have been able to respond to the butcher's challenge with a humorous jest while simultaneously respecting the stakes of the bet. Congratulations for maintaining your cool!