So....I Pepper Sprayed Him

[CityGirl]

10) The bank manager refused my request for a $31 billion bailout package #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupySydMedia

9) He would not give me a demand; NOT ONE so i pepper sprayed him @StealthBull

8) She wouldn't sit at the back of the bus so i pepper sprayed him @Shhh527

7) He hadn't had a shower in 3 days and was living in a tent, for chrissake so i pepper sprayed him @Shhh527

6) The nightstick was too much work so i pepper sprayed him @OccupyPortland

5) He was on break from one of his three minimum wage jobs so i pepper sprayed him @everydayakita

4) He didn't seem impressed with my big gun and my big badge and my big belly so i pepper sprayed him @OccupyMARINES2

3) My little boy asked if god was really a republican so i pepper sprayed him @markm1962

2) I wanted to attract more people to his movement so i pepper sprayed him AND IT WORKED! @steveaustin1971

1) He tasted bland, so i pepper sprayed him @non_serial



Other nominees:

The chin strap on my riot helmet was too tight #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupyPortland

He proclaimed "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed" #soipeppersprayedhim @careyalison

He had some questions, and i had some pepper spray.. . #soipeppersprayedhim @unknown_vector

He asked if I wanted fries with that... #soipeppersprayedhim @ActaVista

He said, "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind." #soipeppersprayedhim @mettaben

He reminded me that this was still the United States of America, #soipeppersprayedhim @chaztv

He didn't appreciate his new freedom cage #soipeppersprayedhim @SupportOccupyIn

He said he needed to spice things up in the bedroom #SoIPepperSprayedHim @AnonTestPattern

He said "MIC CHECK!" #soipeppersprayedhim @eviljessi

It was getting to be the holiday season #soipeppersprayedhim @nzmrmn

I had always wanted to see what happened when I used this thing, #soipeppersprayedhim @quicklikerodly

He wasn't willing to gamble millions of other people's dollars #soipeppersprayedhim @LesHutch

He wanted to take a nap on public land #soipeppersprayedhim OccupyMARINES2

The professor kept insisting the earth was older than 6000 years #soipeppersprayedhim @markm1962

My kid wanted to read books instead of watching tv #soipeppersprayedhim @eviljessi

A man walks into his bank and asks to close his bank account, #soipeppersprayedhim @polymath22

my employee wanted health benefits #soipeppersprayedhim @evilmatthew
http://www.opednews.com/articles/2/Top-Ten-Twitter--so-I-pep-by-Chaz-Valenza-111122-186.html

 

[Johnfromokc]

 

[Natasha]

I love how people automatically go to the doughnut thing when trying to put cops down. You'd be hard-pressed to find a single officer I know that will eat doughnuts...and they REFUSE to even go to Dunkin' Donuts for coffee when they're on duty.

 

[Johnfromokc]

I love how people automatically go to the doughnut thing when trying to put cops down. You'd be hard-pressed to find a single officer I know that will eat doughnuts...and they REFUSE to even go to Dunkin' Donuts for coffee when they're on duty.

It's humor Tash - he's seasoning his doughnuts.

 

[Natasha]

It's humor Tash - he's seasoning his doughnuts.

I know...there's just way too many OTHER stupid things that some officers do that we could pick on. The doughnut thing is SO 1980!!! :24:

 

[Johnfromokc]

I know...there's just way too many OTHER stupid things that some officers do that we could pick on. The doughnut thing is SO 1980!!! :24:

Please enlighten us - new material is always good.

 

[Natasha]

Please enlighten us - new material is always good.

Oh no no no no no...confidentiality issues and all that.

 

[Johnfromokc]

Oh no no no no no...confidentiality issues and all that.

Awww, damn....I was looking to ambush some cop buddies from back in the high school daze. They graduated and went straight to Clayton County & Atlanta PD. I feel for the Clayton county guys.

 

[porterjack]

I know...there's just way too many OTHER stupid things that some officers do that we could pick on. The doughnut thing is SO 1980!!! :24:

Like cross dressing

 

[Johnfromokc]

 

[Panacea]

I love how people automatically go to the doughnut thing when trying to put cops down. You'd be hard-pressed to find a single officer I know that will eat doughnuts...and they REFUSE to even go to Dunkin' Donuts for coffee when they're on duty.

Every single morning, there are 7-10 patrol cars lined up in front of the Dunkin Donuts by the County jail as I drive into work. I always think "stereotypes: siiigh" :24:

 

[Natasha]

Every single morning, there are 7-10 patrol cars lined up in front of the Dunkin Donuts by the County jail as I drive into work. I always think "stereotypes: siiigh" :24:

There was ONE night that our guys pulled over a van w/ no lights. Ended up being a church group delivering doughnuts for a fundraiser. So the officers loaded the doughnuts in their car and delivered them FOR the church group. All I could do was giggle thinking about what people driving by must have been thinking. "Man, those cops are confiscating their doughnuts!!!"

 

[Panacea]

There was ONE night that our guys pulled over a van w/ no lights. Ended up being a church group delivering doughnuts for a fundraiser. So the officers loaded the doughnuts in their car and delivered them FOR the church group. All I could do was giggle thinking about what people driving by must have been thinking. "Man, those cops are confiscating their doughnuts!!!"

Hahaha!! :24:

 

[retro]

I love how people automatically go to the doughnut thing when trying to put cops down. You'd be hard-pressed to find a single officer I know that will eat doughnuts...and they REFUSE to even go to Dunkin' Donuts for coffee when they're on duty.

Nearly every time I take the way to work that takes me past the local donut place, there are 2-3 cop cars in the parking lot.

 

[JuggsBunny]

It used to be a local joke that you didn't call 911 - you called the Dunkin' Donuts around the corner. There were always three or four cops in there - no matter what time!!

 

[Darrell]

Nice to see you pulled one from the personal collection. :jk :jk

 

[Johnfromokc]

Nice to see you pulled one from the personal collection. :jk :jk

LOL...Equal time for the ladies.

 

[retro]

Nearly every time I take the way to work that takes me past the local donut place, there are 2-3 cop cars in the parking lot.

Though they're usually CHP and not city police... since the CHP dispatch is right across the freeway.