so i broke up with my girlfriend last night

[Haus]

So your gf is a worthless piece of sh*t because she wants to spend time with her dad, instead of with you. You sound like you're starved for attention. Are you sure you even had a girlfriend? This sounds more like a ploy to get a bunch of people worked up just so you have somebody to argue with. Second clue: offering "noods". What? Did you find a new stash of pr0n on the webbie and you can't wait to show it off?

You know... I'm single. I'd be willing to part out my car, pimp my cat, and sell koolaide on a street corner for some one on one with you. You wanna cyber? Oh wait, that was another topic.

I'd rather eat a slice of mold crusted bread, spread with vegemite.

*Snap*

Oops! Back to reality.

You don't have a girlfriend and nobody wants to see your noods.

Daaaaaamn. LMAO. that was awesome

 

[peppermint]

I have my moments.

 

[Rusteh]

lol for being new you got some spunk...lol...i love it...way to say what you want without holding back