So foul

[Cotton]

One of the male attorneys I work with, routinely takes the office newspaper in the bathroom while he's shitting. That pisses me off.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

notice any brown smudges on the edges?

 

[Cotton]

notice any brown smudges on the edges?

I don't touch it if I know it's been in his hads that day.

 

[Trance97]

haha that's pretty sick.

 

[satinbutterfly]

One of our sales guys does the same thing. The bastid.

 

[Cotton]

Maybe if he did it later in the day after everyone had a chance to look at it. But no he has to do it first thing in the morning.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

I think you should hide it from him then!

 

[skyblue]

thats nothing.......i went to dump a few days ago and found a mars bar wrapper and a ready salted crisp packet in there

 

[Dana]

One of the male attorneys I work with, routinely takes the office newspaper in the bathroom while he's shitting. That pisses me off.

next time u have to take a duece take the paper in with you and leave him a nice big one and hand it back to him.

 

[Cotton]

Yea but everyone uses that paper....

 

[dt3]

Sue the bastard.

 

[Trance97]

I know this has nothing to do with the thread, sorry, but when the the roll of toilet paper is getting low, I like to leave one square little sheet left on the roll to piss that last person off when they have to hop with their pants down to their ankles to get a new roll lol.

 

[Breath]

Sue the bastard.

:24:

If it's not his paper, then it's disgusting. Hide it before he sees it.

 

[Ria]

I think you should hide it from him then!

haha - good idea that!!!

thats nothing.......i went to dump a few days ago and found a mars bar wrapper and a ready salted crisp packet in there

Oh no, now that's just not the done thing is it? :yuk

next time u have to take a duece take the paper in with you and leave him a nice big one and hand it back to him.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, LOL. :yuk

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Can't a guy take a shit in peace now? :mad

 

[Ria]

:yuk Why would a bloke or woman for that matter (although normally a male thing), want to spend ages on the toilet reading a paper after having had the bowels cleared, anyway!!!? :willy_nilly:



Could at least be reading men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. LOL

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

:yuk Why would a bloke or woman for that matter (although normally a male thing), want to spend ages on the toilet reading a paper after having had the bowels cleared, anyway!!!? :willy_nilly:



Could at least be reading men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. LOL

I could never understand that. Although I know some that do it.

But for me. In the toilet....do my thing...out of the toilet. Simple as that.

Takes about 1 minute or so.

Ain't no cafeteria.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

i used to keep rag mags in the break room at work..but they were MINE...as in i paid for them! my boss would ALWAYS come in there at lunch when id be eating/reading and he'd take the magazine i was reading and go through and point out all the hot, 20 years younger than him chicks that he'd bang. It was so fucking annoying.

 

[Dana]

I could never understand that. Although I know some that do it.

But for me. In the toilet....do my thing...out of the toilet. Simple as that.

Takes about 1 minute or so.

Ain't no cafeteria.

hahaha i feel you

 

[thrawn]