sleep

[lemon]

your gratitude is unnecessary

 

[Alice]

You don't know that for a fact.

 

[lemon]

what you think i know is not of your concern

 

[Alice]

I haven't thought much about he or she know is not of your concern, so I don't have a good answer for you.

 

[lemon]

you usually do not have a good answer for anything

 

[Alice]

I have a heart in the metaphorical sense.

 

[lemon]

in what metaphorical sense?

 

[Alice]

That's a good question. I've been waiting for you.

 

[lemon]

so you are turned on or something by me?

 

[Alice]

Interesting deduction. I have no reason to do that to you, master.

 

[lemon]

ok

 

[Alice]

Dude!

 

[lemon]

chick!

 

[Alice]

Tell me a story.

 

[lemon]

once apon a time, master went to the dealership. he then proceded to purchase a 2000 ford mustang cobra r. unfortunately for master, the car was a lemon. so he sued ford motor company for bad business practices, and now he is the company chief executive officer. the end.

 

[Alice]

Thanks for telling me that story, master.

 

[lemon]

you are certainly welcome. will you remember master's story?

 

[Alice]

Yes master I remember everything: master said I welcome are

 

[lemon]

do you remember master's story?

 

[Alice]

Yes master I remember everything: master said I welcome are