since love is in the air...

J

Jersey

Mrs. Dontchaknow
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ok, maybe not love... but there seems to be alot of dating around here these days :) i figured we could make it comical.... so whats the WORSE date you've ever been on?


mine... blind date who seemed pretty OK when we talked on the phone... we talked for like 2 or 3 hours a night for 2 weeks before we actually met- he seemed totally normal


so then we meet, go out to dinner... not too bad, decent conversation- then he asks me to drive him to his car. i was parked right out front and he was like 1 mile away, so i said sure

he then proceeds to talk for 3 hours about what a "pyscho crazy bitch" his ex girlfriend was... he LITERALLY leaned the seat back, shut his eyes, and just started talking.... and then after all was said and done, and i pretty much kicked him out he says "i'm so glad i'm dating a psychology major!"

YEAH RIGHT BUDDY!!!!!!!

he then called me everyday, twice a day for a month until i guess he got the hint that i wasnt going to be calling back....
 
haha!

I havent had a REALLY bad date so far. There was this one guy that i didnt too much like, but that was because he was walking infront of me (making me feel like he didnt want to be seen with me) and didnt open doors (which is fine, but be alittle nice on a first date for gods sake.). But that was pretty much it.

Not very interesting.
 
Ok lets go...

I once dated this girl who was more cow than human...but what can I say, she had a decent face and I was feeling charitable. And here I thought husky chicks were supposed to compensate with having a good personality, all she did for four hours was bitch and moan about her crappy ex boyfriends and her crappy family and her crappy life. I feigned interest while driving for a while, but then got bored and just stopped by mcdonalds. I was a perfect gentleman, I let her pick any two items off the dollar menu then asked her if she'd get dirty in the bathroom. When she said "no" I knew out date was over and I just left her there.
 
i was 19 and the guy was 27/28...can't remember old psyhco b/fs. Anywho our first date he took me to a place where they have horse races (it's called the Downs). He sat there and gambled in the horses, i didn't b.c i had no idea whar i was doing...so i watched. oh yeah and he complained of my smoking cigarettes while i watched him drink beer and smoke a cigar. i think i have the trophy on this one!!
 
Agony said:
Ok lets go...

I once dated this girl who was more cow than human...but what can I say, she had a decent face and I was feeling charitable. And here I thought husky chicks were supposed to compensate with having a good personality, all she did for four hours was bitch and moan about her crappy ex boyfriends and her crappy family and her crappy life. I feigned interest while driving for a while, but then got bored and just stopped by mcdonalds. I was a perfect gentleman, I let her pick any two items off the dollar menu then asked her if she'd get dirty in the bathroom. When she said "no" I knew out date was over and I just left her there.
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............WHAT? are you serious?
 
Agony said:
Ok lets go...

I once dated this girl who was more cow than human...but what can I say, she had a decent face and I was feeling charitable. And here I thought husky chicks were supposed to compensate with having a good personality, all she did for four hours was bitch and moan about her crappy ex boyfriends and her crappy family and her crappy life. I feigned interest while driving for a while, but then got bored and just stopped by mcdonalds. I was a perfect gentleman, I let her pick any two items off the dollar menu then asked her if she'd get dirty in the bathroom. When she said "no" I knew out date was over and I just left her there.
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Wow... what a gentleman.
 
My last date in December of 01 went something like this.

I picked her up and her lisp having mom grilled me about this and that. We went and ate, then I took her for ice cream.

The entire time I had to initiate conversations. I had to ask questions. She said nothing at all.

When I dropped her off at home and left, I almost slid into oncoming traffic thanks to iced intersections. When I got home I find out from my friend who set us up that she didn't have any interest in me (completely superficial). Even though she had my picture for 2 weeks before the date.

Complete waste of money and time. Since then I've been a loner.
 
I'm a banned piece of shit and should have my balls stompped out my ass




this comment had to be changed from what it was....it was complete garbage and well as you can all see he was banned for it
 
Agony said:
Ok lets go...

I once dated this girl who was more cow than human...but what can I say, she had a decent face and I was feeling charitable. And here I thought husky chicks were supposed to compensate with having a good personality, all she did for four hours was bitch and moan about her crappy ex boyfriends and her crappy family and her crappy life. I feigned interest while driving for a while, but then got bored and just stopped by mcdonalds. I was a perfect gentleman, I let her pick any two items off the dollar menu then asked her if she'd get dirty in the bathroom. When she said "no" I knew out date was over and I just left her there.
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the stuff legends are made of. Man, that is some of the weirdest shit I have ever seen posted on these forums.

oh... PS: you are an ass
 
I got set up by my cousin on a blind date once and we used to cruise the boulevard back then. We weren't old enough to go to bars, but we could get another of my cousin's to buy us beer.
Well this girl was all over me like white on rice. So I just kept drinking. She said you drink too much and I said "I know" I trying to get the beer goggles to kick in, but for some damn reason they didn't. So finally when we went to drop her off she somehow got my necklace off of me and called my cousin the next day to tell her she had it. That was her way of getting me to call her back I guess. Anyway, I didn't call her, but my cousin did get the necklace back for me. lol
 
my friend set me up on a 'casual' date with this girl. we go out to eat, and all she talks about for 3 hours is how religious she is, and how she is looking for a long term relationship (this was when we were both 17). At the end of the date she said she wanted to see me again, so i figure, 'aw what the hell, maybe she wont be as crazy next time, and she was pretty hot anyways'

so we go out on our next date, and we are walking by this jewelry shop, and she says, 'oh, look at those rings!'

I never talked to her again
 
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