Signs that you are a wuss:

If I was his mom I'd just let him get his ass beat until he finally got tired of it and started sticking up for himself. Hell, even at 14-15 years old you should at least know how to throw a punch to the throat or a kick to the groin. Damn.
 
Survival of the fittest. I know I'm a small guy, but I can still fend for myself thanks to the bit of wrestling in high school, a middle school friend who knew and would teach me a bit of karate, and having a friend who's a Sheriff. :D

Somebody is either going to have to bearhug squeeze me to death or shoot me to keep me down. Anyone with the power to lay me out flat is gonna be big and slow.
 
Re: RE: Signs that you are a wuss:

I want you to know I just suffered a coughing fit brought on by howls of laughter from what you posted here. Kudos.

BooFetus said:
:agree Especcially when the lady's 50. C'mon. Win your own fights! If you're that much of a wuss, you can hit people with your own purse!
 
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