Consider the plight of the man who takes a woman he's recently met out for dinner.
When the waiter asks to take her order, the woman begins ordering a feast, and the most expensive items on the menu -- shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar salad, surf and turf, asparagus, corn on the cob, baked potato, baked Alaska for dessert, the works. The man listens with growing agitation, never thinking that she would order so much.
She pauses, examines the menu carefully one last time. Then she looks across at him and asks, "What do you suggest I wash it down with?"
http://www.thirdage.com/news/newsstand/sample/73
"Well, my dear," says the fellow, "I can think of nothing so fitting as the Ohio River."
http://www.thirdage.com/humor/expensive-tastes#ixzz14Gt6NmhB
When the waiter asks to take her order, the woman begins ordering a feast, and the most expensive items on the menu -- shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar salad, surf and turf, asparagus, corn on the cob, baked potato, baked Alaska for dessert, the works. The man listens with growing agitation, never thinking that she would order so much.
She pauses, examines the menu carefully one last time. Then she looks across at him and asks, "What do you suggest I wash it down with?"
http://www.thirdage.com/news/newsstand/sample/73
"Well, my dear," says the fellow, "I can think of nothing so fitting as the Ohio River."
http://www.thirdage.com/humor/expensive-tastes#ixzz14Gt6NmhB
