A man walks into a jewelry store and is browsing around for a xmas present for his wife. As he leans over the counter to look at a bracelet, he lets out a fart. He quickly glances to his left and then right and sees no one. Then as he turns around he sees a salesman. To play it off smoothly, the guy ask "Sir, how much for this bracelet here?" The salesman responds, "If you farted just looking at it, you'll shit your pants when you hear the price."
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