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One of my many:

My grandmother constantly worried about people straining themselves by lifting too much. I was a teenager at the time and we tried to use natural fertilizer(manure) as much as possible because the soil was poor quality. We had been spreading fertilizer when a storm blew up and ran us out of the field. I was using a double handled cooler as a container to carry the fertilizer to the field. The next morning I had a very full container due the storm. This soupy mess was quite heavy but was not a big deal. My grandmother comes out yelling at me not to hurt myself lifting it. I dropped it and the contents basically defied gravity and drenched me in soupy barnyard quality ferilizer. As I am standing there looking like "Carrie" (except brown) she is rolling around on the ground laughing at me.
 
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So far the only "graceful moment" I have had is when I got upset when losing on XBOX LIVE and bounced the remote off my bed and it smacked me back in the face.

(...so I lost twice that night in retrospect...)

(...guess it wasn't the controller's fault either...)

(...just the user's fault...)
 
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