sexual percentage...

Re: RE: sexual percentage...

MrAWatts said:
RecklessTim said:
Damn... I scored a 0% :dunno

What's that say about me???
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It says that you...
1. have puffed on your share of cancer sticks
2. got wasted
3. done drugs with the local crackhead behind that one building
4. been fingered
5. given a handjob
6. mouth to mouth rececitation with some tonsuel hockey
7. been felt up
8. given a blowjob
9. been licked out
10. had sex
11. had phonesex on a 3way call
12. taken it in the butt
13. made a sex tape
14. done many sexual acts on a school campus
15. peed on someone's lawn while sober
16. had sex while your parents were home
17. had sex in a public place or somewhere where there was at least tons of ppl present
18. gotten caught having an avon party
19. used long floppy sex toys on self
20. snuck into someone's room room after being out

Dood :tard
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Timmy - your giving handjobs and taking it in the butt??? :wtf
 
Re: RE: sexual percentage...

White2000GT said:
10%

Never done teh druggers and never done teh threesome. Almost did the threesome, but one of the three had the bloody snatch. So..... that's still a 10% for me.
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HA you said snatch, I guess SOME ppl still say it. SOME. Maybe a few dinosaurs still mutter it now and then. Pussy poon muff blah blah blah. I'm a muffdiver :cool

Huh-huh,nuns suck. It's like, they won't do you and stuff.
 
vshayes said:
What's your sexual percentage?
Directions-
Start with 100% and subtract 5% for each thing you've done on the list. After you are done, put your percentage up. : )

1. smoked
2. drank
3. done drug
4. have fingered/been fingered
5. given a handjob/gotten a handjob
6. french kissed
7. felt someone up/been felt up
8. given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob
9. licked out someone/been licked out
10. had sex
11. had a threesome
12. given or taken it in the butt
13. made a sex tape
14. done any sexual act on a school campus
15. peed on someone's lawn while drunk
16. had sex/messed around in your room while your parents were home
17. had sex/messed around in a public place or somewhere where there was at least one person present
18. gotten caught having a party
19. used sex toys
20. snuck into someone's room/your own room after being out
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I scored 20%

These are what i havent done:
11. had a threesome
12. given or taken it in the butt
15. peed on someone's lawn while drunk
18. gotten caught having a party
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I scored a 10%

i haven't smoked or made a sex tape :booze
 
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