Sexist Joke (Ladies Gonna Be Pissed)

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wednesday

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ouch...harsh! But i agree with wildcat..it is funny! Cuz its soooo last year!! lmao! And i excel in all.....lmfao
 

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damn I love this joke....I just showed it to my wife and she thought I had posted it....hahahahahahahhaha......


damn nice one...:24::clap
 

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I'm.............MAD! LIKE PISSED PISSED PISSED!....
Well.As long as you don't really believe in it you know.This is such a touchy subject like-i'll PUNCH you right now.Being the only female within my siblings
 

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Why do women have smaller feet?
To stand closer to the sink


Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the cooker.


Why do women get married in white?
To match the appliances.


Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, what was she doing out of the kitchen?


:D
 

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Why do women have smaller feet?
To stand closer to the sink


Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the cooker.


Why do women get married in white?
To match the appliances.


Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, what was she doing out of the kitchen?


:D

Bahahahah!

"A son goes up to his dad and says 'Dad! Mom got into a car accident!' 'What?!? What was a car doing in the kitchen?!'" :24:
 

Natasha

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Ehhhhh....better than this one:

"What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes???"


















Nothing...you already told her twice.

Yes, I know it's tasteless...it's a JOKE>
 

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A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'.
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.

'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun
around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner..

'I think my missus caught a glimpse....:cool
 

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No disrespect ladies, just passing on a funny.

How do you blind a woman?

























Put a windshield infront of her. :)
 

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A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'.
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.

'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun
around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner..

'I think my missus caught a glimpse....:cool

:24: That's so bad! LOL
 
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