What does W.I.F.E. stand for???
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
ETC...
Why do women have smaller feet?
To stand closer to the sink
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the cooker.
Why do women get married in white?
To match the appliances.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
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Ehhhhh....better than this one:
"What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes???"
Nothing...you already told her twice.
Yes, I know it's tasteless...it's a JOKE>
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'.
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.
'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun
around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner..
'I think my missus caught a glimpse....:cool
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