Sex Only Gets Better as You Get...

[BooFetus]

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Boo...I nearly puked from laughing so hard... Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!" Maybe Bacon should reread some of that funny shit.

If you almost puked I almost cried. I wonder if anybody'll buy the T- shirt... I'd probably have a laughing fit.

I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:
1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags.

2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas – because vaginas are totally gay.

3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy.
4. To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire.

5. To never spill my sacred "dude milk" – unless it is inside of some hot babe who already married me and took my last name.

Hurt, I bet you own a SEX IS FOR FAGS T- shirt, don't you? And the mug. Can you post pictures of the mug?

 

[Sim]

 

[Sim]

I just read through both those sites...and I swear Franklyn does numbers six and seven on the list...

PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
Spending countless hours playing Halo 2, Doom 3 or Medal of Honor helps you focus on the important things in life, like computer-generated mass murder. It's a valuable skill set, especially for those looking to pursue a career in the military – a noble profession where one blissfully marinates with men in tight spaces for months on end. So the next time your man-pipes rumble, simply take your desires to touch, grope, and melt into another human being, and funnel them into a wholesome virtual homicidal bloodbath!

DESTROY STUFF!
Tapping in to the zen clarity of senseless destruction is a wonderful way to forget all about the lure of disgusting girls and their sissy privates. Yes, whether it's smashing windows in a vacationing neighbor's house, imploding the heads of Barbie dolls with the business end of an aluminum baseball bat, or setting a hotwired bulldozer loose in an unattended construction site, you and your Sex is for Fags pals will have a majorly cool time purging vile, pornographic fantasies from your testosterone-ravaged minds!

 

[UncleBacon]

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But did ya ever stop to think that some of us women might enjoy the whole, "Hi, you look pretty...wanna do it and never see each other again? Great!" bit? There are many men I would have done this with had I not been with another person at the time.

when your my age you tend to take your time and enjoy it more , you see when your my age you make love , where most young guys are just out to get layed like in wam bam thank you mam, and don't care about the one their with . :rock

Bacon...this almost seems dirty replying to ya in the same thread reply with Homer...but you're right. I probably would. lolBoo...I nearly puked from laughing so hard... Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!" Maybe Bacon should reread some of that funny shit.

I'm sure homer can handle reading it lol

 

[Sim]

Yeah...I'm sure he can...but it still felt oh so wrong...

 

[UncleBacon]

lol..I think it might feel right haha

 

[same ole shit]

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lmao Men in their fifties are simply more thankful to actually get a piece of ass...

lol so true

 

[BooFetus]

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I just read through both those sites...and I swear Franklyn does numbers six and seven on the list...

PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
Spending countless hours playing Halo 2, Doom 3 or Medal of Honor helps you focus on the important things in life, like computer-generated mass murder. It's a valuable skill set, especially for those looking to pursue a career in the military – a noble profession where one blissfully marinates with men in tight spaces for months on end. So the next time your man-pipes rumble, simply take your desires to touch, grope, and melt into another human being, and funnel them into a wholesome virtual homicidal bloodbath!

DESTROY STUFF!
Tapping in to the zen clarity of senseless destruction is a wonderful way to forget all about the lure of disgusting girls and their sissy privates. Yes, whether it's smashing windows in a vacationing neighbor's house, imploding the heads of Barbie dolls with the business end of an aluminum baseball bat, or setting a hotwired bulldozer loose in an unattended construction site, you and your Sex is for Fags pals will have a majorly cool time purging vile, pornographic fantasies from your testosterone-ravaged minds!

Thanks for the mug pics! And I'm sue the video game one stands for more than one guy. *cough* Joe *cough*

 

[spunkymaori]

i agree with sim they are lucky to get a piece of ass :hump :lol

 

[hhayes]

some older people still look pretty damn good for their age :dunno

but i do agree that when people are older they take their time

 

[Sim]

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think just about any male in a relationship has that one going for 'em...

Thanks for the mug pics! And I'm sue the video game one stands for more than one guy. *cough* Joe *cough*

That's just so they don't break a hip...those artificial one's will cost you dearly...

but i do agree that when people are older they take their time

 

[Tazzy]

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some older people still look pretty damn good for their age :dunno

but i do agree that when people are older they take their time

Well you know till your older im saying 40 and older you shouldnt throw stones you know :dunno :dunno After all i dont see any one in here older then id say 28 so that dont really give you alot of exsperience in the subject does it :dunno :dunno :dunno

 

[Sim]

Sweetheart, being a Registered Nurse, I've seen a TON of people come through with problems due to sex. I think I have enough experience to comment.

We were referring to 50-year-old men...you'll notice that distinction in the beginning of the thread.

Why the bloody blazes must you take things so personally?

 

[hhayes]

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some older people still look pretty damn good for their age :dunno

but i do agree that when people are older they take their time

Well you know till your older im saying 40 and older you shouldnt throw stones you know :dunno :dunno After all i dont see any one in here older then id say 28 so that dont really give you alot of exsperience in the subject does it :dunno :dunno :dunno

you don't have to be old to know about sex...and being specific to older people and sex, some things can be obvious. alot of the people i use to hang out with were older.

 

[BooFetus]

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Sweetheart, being a Registered Nurse, I've seen a TON of people come through with problems due to sex. I think I have enough experience to comment.

We were referring to 50-year-old men...you'll notice that distinction in the beginning of the thread.

Why the bloody blazes must you take things so personally?

Mom's a RN. WooHoo! Anyways, I second that offense thing. She did that in the 'Dumbasses Are Annoying' thread.

 

[UncleBacon]

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some older people still look pretty damn good for their age :dunno

but i do agree that when people are older they take their time

Well you know till your older im saying 40 and older you shouldnt throw stones you know :dunno :dunno After all i dont see any one in here older then id say 28 so that dont really give you alot of exsperience in the subject does it :dunno :dunno :dunno

my dads in his 50's T :tard

 

[Tazzy]

I Agree Bacon and im 42 and i think i would have alittle more knowledge then hear say dont you :dunno :dunno ..........And being a RN is cool and all but does that make you walk a mile in anothers shoes ???????

 

[UncleBacon]

I may be only 26 (in May) but I have a hell of a lot of experience...I don't think age is a huge factor in the knowledge of this subject....people today are more informed about these things than you were when you were our age

 

[Tazzy]

Now that i agree with 100 % ,, and thats why though age doesnt have nothing to do with sex past experiences good are bad do :dunno :dunno

 

[Sim]

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In a sense, yes it does. When you see patients on a daily basis, you tend to get to know them and listen to their stories. Not to mention, all the medical journals I've been through over the past decade. I probably have more knowledge than you on the subject, and I'm 29.

None of this excuses the fact that you're having a heart attack over a thread about 50-year-old men.

Again, you need to stop personalizing everything and acting like a opossum in a corner...it isn't appealing when you bare your teeth and hiss.

I Agree Bacon and im 42 and i think i would have alittle more knowledge then hear say dont you :dunno :dunno ..........And being a RN is cool and all but does that make you walk a mile in anothers shoes ???????