Sex Only Gets Better as You Get...

[Dodge_Sniper]

Older! Yes, believe it or not, a new study found that men in their 50s were more satisfied with their sex lives than men in the thirties and forties. In fact, 50-year-olds were almost as satisfied as men in their twenties. Oooh - weeee, guys.

The Norwegian researchers found this satisfaction rating to be true even as older men began to have more physical troubles in the bedroom. Both married and single men were included in the study.

Could it be that men in their 30s and 40s are just more stressed from trying to build their careers while caring for young families? These are certainly the kinds of stress that can keep a person from enjoying all kinds of pleasures. :dunno

 

[Sim]

lmao Men in their fifties are simply more thankful to actually get a piece of ass...

 

[leelee]

Me personally I believe that sex is best between ages 18-maybe 30,s be cause you are more agile and can do more positions. Where's though in your 50's you have arthritis kicks in and bones are popping and cracking, and I strongly agree with sims. :rock

 

[Sim]

Hey now...I'm 29, and while I'm perfectly flexible, everything sounds like Rice Krispies. Arthritis isn't just an elderly disease...and you would be surprised at how many teenagers and 20-somethings I've seen over the years who had it.

 

[UncleBacon]

I guess I'll find out how the sex is in the 30's in 4 years

 

[Sim]

I'll give you the head's up next year, Bacon...either that, or we'll just plan a date after my 30th birthday, and you can hear my joints for yourself.

lmao Ok, folks...that was SARCASM. This has been your lesson for the day...brought to you by the letters :fu.

 

[UncleBacon]

you may like it a lot :hump :lol

 

[Hurt911gen]

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

 

[UncleBacon]

why would you post that

 

[Hurt911gen]

funnah :dunno

 

[UncleBacon]

not really...someone else may think so though

 

[BooFetus]

Re: RE: Sex Only Gets Better as You Get...

lmao Men in their fifties are simply more thankful to actually get a piece of ass...

:rofl

C'mon now Hurt-
"My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"

 

[Hurt911gen]

i know that shits funny :banana

 

[leelee]

I would like to apologize if I offended any one. :hug

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Hurt, you just proved to me that you really are gay :rofl Obviousy, you have issues.

 

[Tazzy]

well age i dont think has anything to do with enjoying sex ( unless this is an atempt at a joke ) cause im 42 and like it ,enjoy it and want it more now then i did when i was 25 .... and unlike what some have said i dont have arthritis :dunno :dunno

 

[Homer]

when your my age you tend to take your time and enjoy it more , you see when your my age you make love , where most young guys are just out to get layed like in wam bam thank you mam, and don't care about the one their with . :rock

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Re: RE: Sex Only Gets Better as You Get...

when your my age you tend to take your time and enjoy it more , you see when your my age you make love , where most young guys are just out to get layed like in wam bam thank you mam, and don't care about the one their with . :rock

Spoken from a true man!

 

[Sim]

Re: RE: Sex Only Gets Better as You Get...

But did ya ever stop to think that some of us women might enjoy the whole, "Hi, you look pretty...wanna do it and never see each other again? Great!" bit? There are many men I would have done this with had I not been with another person at the time.

when your my age you tend to take your time and enjoy it more , you see when your my age you make love , where most young guys are just out to get layed like in wam bam thank you mam, and don't care about the one their with . :rock

Bacon...this almost seems dirty replying to ya in the same thread reply with Homer...but you're right. I probably would. lol

Boo...I nearly puked from laughing so hard... Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!" Maybe Bacon should reread some of that funny shit.

 

[Legoman]

Fascinating discovery, Ron.