Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign
says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions." The
blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her
way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you, and the frog
will do what he has been trained to do.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise, nothing
happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
store." So the blonde calls the pet shop.
The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.
The
damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its
eyes and says very sternly: "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do
this one more time!"
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign
says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions." The
blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her
way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you, and the frog
will do what he has been trained to do.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise, nothing
happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
store." So the blonde calls the pet shop.
The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.
The
damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its
eyes and says very sternly: "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do
this one more time!"
