GraceAbounds
Well-Known Member
OK, so they are gay and not straight.
OK I understand what you were saying now.
OK I understand what you were saying now.
He's about to give a press conference on all the cable news channels in a few minutes.
I missed it.
Did he say he has since gone through Ted Haggard's "cure the gay in two weeks" therapy binge?
Bathroom Talk
AUGUST 28, 2007
GLENN BECK PROGRAM
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
GLENN: Hey, do you have any paper? I'm out of toilet paper here in this stall. Hello? Oh, jolly. Third most listened to show in all of America, from Radio City in the Midtown Manhattan. There's a story in the Washington Post today about Senator Larry Craig, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor, disorderly conduct charges stemming from his arrest by an undercover police officer in a men's room at a Minneapolis/St. Paul international airport. I don't even know where to begin with this one. I don't know where to begin. Let me just start here. Could we get some nonscumbag Republicans in office? Is that possible? Is that possible? I'm sorry. Alleged scumbags. Is it possible to get someone who's not trying to make it with an underage person or someone in the rest room? Second point, what is it with the rest room? Never in my life have I walked into a rest room and thought, ooh, I am so turned on right now. Ooh, baby, would I like to have sex right now. Every time in a public rest room, I want to vomit. Who's thinking, if I could just get lucky and score in here, that'd be a dream come true. What kind of testosterone do you have pumping through your system where you can bore out the sounds and smells and the entire aura of the rest room? Who's in the rest room? And they're like, I don't know, it's so romantic, the sound of water and everything. It's kind of like we're by an ocean or a running stream. Who's thinking that? I'm in the rest room thinking, don't touch anything, don't touch anything, don't touch anything.
Apparently Senator Craig is thinking the opposite: Boy, I'd like to touch that, I'd like to touch that, boy, if I could just touch that.
Now he's come out and said, hey, I want you to know I didn't do anything wrong and I shouldn't have pleaded guilty to that misdemeanor for lewd conduct; I was just trying -- I'm quoting. I was just trying to handle it myself. Not a good phrase for you to use, Senator.
Here is the description of what Senator -- can you give me any information on Senator Craig? Apparently there was a undercover police officer in the bathroom which, just a side note again, your Honor, I'm sorry, riddled with ADD on this particular story because there's just too many avenues to take. An undercover police officer staking out the airport rest room. Do you remember those shows, those cop shows or those movies where, you know, the chief of police, the commissioner pulls somebody in and says, you screw this one up, I'm going to bust you down to the beat; you'll be walking the beat! And they're like, okay, I won't. Because they don't want to go back and walk the streets and patrol the neighborhoods. Is it possible that the guys who have been busted down to the beat and walking the neighborhoods at some point, in some movie there was a commissioner that grabbed one of those guys and said, you screw this up and I'm going to bust you; then you'll be sitting in the bathroom!
So the undercover officer was monitoring the rest room. A few minutes after noon, Craig entered and sat in the stall next to the undercover cop. Craig, this according to "The Washington Post", Craig began tapping his right foot, touched his right foot to the left foot of the officer. Okay. I'm just trying to think of the reason that I could possibly ever -- I don't even like looking at somebody else's shoes in the rest room. I'm sorry. Am I the only one that's freaked out beyond belief going into public rest rooms? I hate it. I know I'm about three days away from urinating in a movie theater with milk bottles. I get it, I know, but am I the only one? Stu, are you not skeeved beyond belief by everything in a public rest room?
So he's tapping his foot and then he slides his foot underneath the stall wall and he touches the foot of the other. If that happened -- let's say I was having an epileptic seizure and I'm full-fledged in epileptic seizure mode and my foot kind of has a spasm and goes under and touches the other guy's foot. At that point, with a tongue depressor in my mouth I say, "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that,..." and I run out of the room. Is there any way other than an epileptic seizure that you touch another man's foot in the other stall?
I can't think of anything else. Then he reaches down underneath the wall -- see, this is where it just gets -- I mean, this is where I can't even -- I might vomit. I might throw up a little bit in my mouth just as I start to explain this because now he's got to reach his hand underneath the stall, which means he's got to crouch down closer to the floor and the toilet area and the wall of the stall. Do you realize the disease that's crawling everywhere? And he's crouching and leaning up against it. I'd never be able to wear the suit again. And he reaches underneath. Oh, it's an airport bathroom. Have you been in one? I think I've been in the Minneapolis bathroom. Not a pleasant experience. And he reaches under and then he reaches up and tries to grab the hand, or I don't know what, of the police officer. That's where I would have loved to cuff him. Wouldn't it be great if he was just reaching his hand up there and then just all of a sudden you heard (cuffs clicking), and they cuffed him. Sucks to be you, doesn't it?
So he brushed his hand beneath the partition between him and then he was arrested. While he was being interviewed about the incident, Craig gave police a business card showing that he was a U.S. senator and he said, what do you think about that? I don't know, it's nice paper. Wouldn't you want to bust him even more? These people, if that is even true, it's the cops against a senator. I happen to believe the cops. Can you even imagine the arrogance of saying, what do you think about that? And you know what? You know what's amazing? When did this story happen? Last night? Last weekend? Last Friday? Last week? Last month? This happened in June. June.
How does this man get away with this since June? This is the kind of corruption that we're talking about in Washington. This is the kind of stuff that we want to stop in the Washington. Not the rest room thing, although I'd like the rest room thing to stop!
It's the arrogance of, what do you think of that. It's the arrogance that the guy could actually suppress this since June. I can tell you Lindsay Lohan's blood pressure right now. I can tell you exactly what's going on with Lindsay Lohan's menstrual cycle. If I wanted to know, I can find it out. A senator can hide apparently a gay sex proposition in a Minneapolis airport for two months? These people do not represent us. These people are not representative of us. These are the people that our founding fathers were trying to drum out of congress. These are the kind of people that they wanted to make sure that we never voted in, and it's right, it's -- congress is riddled with dirtbags. Ooh!
So here's what I'm looking for. I'm looking for, does anybody know him -- by the way, there's another story. There's another story here. Monday Craig resigned from the role of U.S. Senate co-chair of Mitt Romney. Romney's got to be happy, huh? Romney's got to be like, oh, well, thanks. Thanks, I needed that. No, I did. I needed that. I also needed to go take a shovel to my face every 30 minutes today. So he resigned from that. Romney campaign cancelled a visit to Boise, which is great. The statements, declined to run a story about Craig's sex life because the paper didn't have enough corroborating evidence and because of the senator's steadfast denial. The Idaho Statesman was going to run a story on it but they were interviewing -- they interviewed a guy and they played Craig an audiotape of a man claiming he and Craig had sex at Union Station and it was just like the Minneapolis airport rest room. The Union Station rest room is known as a place where men can find anonymous sex. Really? Craig denied the man's account and said, I am not gay and I have never been to the rest room in Union Station having sex with anyone. There's a clear bottom line here, Craig said. I don't do that kind of thing; I'm not gay and I never have been. Craig's accuser spoke to the Statesman on the condition he not be named. Listen to this: But the man said he wasn't sure it was Craig that he had oral sex with.
You wonder why, you wonder why things are so out of control in Washington and why it's so corrupt. I mean, what did people -- what do special interests have on these people? What do foreign countries have on these dirtbags?
END TRANSCRIPT
Craig will announce at a news conference in Boise Saturday morning that he will resign effective Sept. 30, four state GOP officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity.
The announcement follows by just five days the disclosure that he had pleaded guilty Aug. 1 to a reduced misdemeanor charge arising out of his arrest June 11 at the Minneapolis airport.
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