Seeing Eye Dog.

[shocker69]

A blind man w/ a seeing eye dog walks into a bar one afternoon for a drink & when the owner of the bar sees him w/ the dog, he goes over to the table & tells the man,"Hey buddy, I don't know if you saw the sign out front when you came in but, no dogs allowed!" The blind man repiles,"I'm sorry sir but, I couldn't see the sign because I'm blind & this is my seeing eye dog." Embarrassed, the bar owner apologizes & buys the man a drink. Just then, another man w/ a Collie walks in & sits down at another table w/ his dog & the owner walks up to him & says,"He buddy! Can't ya read?!?! The sign outside says NO DOGS ALLOWED!!! The man replies,"I'm sorry, I'm blind & this is my seeing eye dog." Again embarrassed, the owner apologizes & buys the man a drink. A few mins later, another man walks in w/ a Chihuahuha walks in & sits at a table. Furious, the owner walks over to the table & tells the man to get out & don't even try saying that a Chihuahuha is his seeing eye dog. The man replies,"They gave me a fuckin' Chihuahuha?!?!":jk