A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who's the best at his job, So they each go into the woods, find a bear and attemp to convert it. Later they get together
The priest begins " when I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled holy water, Nest week is his first communion."
"I found a bear by the stream", says the minister "and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmorised the he let me baptize him."
They both look down at the Rabbi, who is wrapped in a body cast. "looking back" he sais, " Maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.
The priest begins " when I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled holy water, Nest week is his first communion."
"I found a bear by the stream", says the minister "and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmorised the he let me baptize him."
They both look down at the Rabbi, who is wrapped in a body cast. "looking back" he sais, " Maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.