I love coffee. I can't live without coffee. I drink four cups of coffee daily (on average, sometimes it's 6, sometimes it's 3) and when I don't get my daily dose I feel like a zombie. I don't like Nescafe, Starbucks and manure like that, I like to grind my own beans and brew my own coffee. No milk, no sugar.
Here's a fun story. A friend and I were in a cafe and he told the waitress to give him coffee "as strong as me, and as sweet as you!" When she brought it to him, he took a sip and said "Oof, girl, don't you think you overrated yourself a bit?"