Sammy apology and fun with home invasion thread
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Alien Allen
Froggy the Prick
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
1700 posts and you do not know who Peter is:eek
Damn Rookies
No shit... I have way less and I know who he is.
Peter Parka... does that help Sammy?
sierrabravo
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peter parka
SammyStephens
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1700 posts and you do not know who Peter is:eek
Damn Rookies
Piss off, I know who he is, but is lesser then I an my machismo chart
He has 2k parkas, yet all of them are sleeveless
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
sierrabravo
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would he have a matching mullet?
SammyStephens
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You guys suck!!
This thread had potential!!!
This thread had potential!!!
Alien Allen
Froggy the Prick
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
You gonna tell us what's in Peter's house or have you not been there yet?
If so, what's in my house? I found more than gum under my seat... that's fo sho. :yuk
If so, what's in my house? I found more than gum under my seat... that's fo sho. :yuk
SammyStephens
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maybe if somebody else started it. :eek :24:
:jk maybe
Eat a cock ass pounder!!
I have seen your house. Nothing special other then you list of things to do
1. Buy Grapes
2. Buy Bread
3. Kill Pope
4. Buy new sheets
5. Adopt a monkey and rape it
I know what's really in your house, Sammy......
Satin sheets
Black furniture
Red curtains
Fireplace with bear rug
Stocked bar
Porn magazines discreetly hidden in the bureau drawer
Extra toothbrushes and sample size deodorants and toothpastes
The refrigerator holds cut up veggies and dips, bottled water, apples, and cheeses. The freezer holds ice and individually wrapped steaks. Several TV dinners for those nights that don't work out as planned.
...... and a little black book full of women's names.
Am I close, Sammy?
Satin sheets
Black furniture
Red curtains
Fireplace with bear rug
Stocked bar
Porn magazines discreetly hidden in the bureau drawer
Extra toothbrushes and sample size deodorants and toothpastes
The refrigerator holds cut up veggies and dips, bottled water, apples, and cheeses. The freezer holds ice and individually wrapped steaks. Several TV dinners for those nights that don't work out as planned.
...... and a little black book full of women's names.
Am I close, Sammy?
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
LOL!!! Monkeys are digusting... they throw poo. Monkey was scratched out, and man slave was written in. :cool
Here is what lies in the house of Alien Allen.....
Bible on the nightstand
Garfield PJ's that match his bedspread and curtains.
Wife sleeps in a separate bedroom
Blackberry under the pillow (not activated)
Glow in the dark stars on the ceiling
Telescope beside the window
If you look in his dresser drawers you will find all his undies and socks sorted by color.
The closet full of jeans and western shirts in various shades of blues and greens only.
The lone poster on his wall of Madonna. (Not the singer/actress)
But he is truly a happy man.
Bible on the nightstand
Garfield PJ's that match his bedspread and curtains.
Wife sleeps in a separate bedroom
Blackberry under the pillow (not activated)
Glow in the dark stars on the ceiling
Telescope beside the window
If you look in his dresser drawers you will find all his undies and socks sorted by color.
The closet full of jeans and western shirts in various shades of blues and greens only.
The lone poster on his wall of Madonna. (Not the singer/actress)
But he is truly a happy man.
SammyStephens
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satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
No... just seemed like something sarcastic I'd write on a list... so it felt right.
BTW... have you been drinking? Cause damn your typing sucks.
SammyStephens
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I know what's really in your house, Sammy......
Satin sheets
Black furniture
Red curtains
Fireplace with bear rug
Stocked bar
Porn magazines discreetly hidden in the bureau drawer
Extra toothbrushes and sample size deodorants and toothpastes
The refrigerator holds cut up veggies and dips, bottled water, apples, and cheeses. The freezer holds ice and individually wrapped steaks. Several TV dinners for those nights that don't work out as planned.
...... and a little black book full of women's names.
Am I close, Sammy?
1. i Have silk sheets
2, Mostly grey and wood
3. The bear asked for it, and I killed him bare handedly
4. My fire always burns
5, Porn magazines? I am on the internet arent I?
8. I am fresh no matter where and when
SammyStephens
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No... just seemed like something sarcastic I'd write on a list... so it felt right.
BTW... have you been drinking? Cause damn your typing sucks.
LMAO!!
maybe :tongue:
Well, you must be one hell of a home-breaker-iner, or one hell of a liar, because my home sensors picked up nothing, and I mean nothing, even no evidence of tampering, which has many layers of sensors, which I am sure have somehow gotten into a circular reference somewhere (I know, but not telling, obviously)...
:ninja
:ninja
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