Claims they were abducted by aliens, to hide the real truth...
Rumorz...
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Makes jello sculptures of themselves and makes love to them
loves my smell of decaying old man 
leave out baby bait so he can attract babies and eat them for dinner
Pees in the pool, from the diving board
Uses mayo as toothpaste
is actually a jar of mayo
i hate mayo
makes love in the morning due to the fact that they love the smell of morning breath
Masturbates to the Golden Girls
smiles when he smells urine
Goes to Danny Divito look alike conferences to pick up men
is a danny divito look alike
Is bitter that minister did not fondle them as a youngin
's mother is the bottom banana :bates:
is saying that it is their mother due to the 's instead of having anyone's name with it
doesn't fail at rumorz
Runs with scissors naked
Rumor has it im back lol
sorry to break the chain
sorry to break the chain