has a secret shrine to Al Roker
Rumorz...
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Friends tell them to play hide and seek, but when they hide, the "friends" don't seek
Doesn't have friends that he has actually meant...
Has the Mork and Mindy collection on bluray
has it written on his will that i'll inherit his bluray disc reader
Has a collection of pencil shavings in attic that they like to get naked and roll around in
wishes he could fight me because he loves the punishment
Spends his days making sand castles and pretends he's Godzilla and stomps on them roaring out loud
^ is the real Godzilla
thinks scales are delicious
King Kong aint got shit on me!!
Wears granny panties cause they like the way it feels
Wears granny panties cause they like the way it feels
^ Eats granny panties cause he likes the way they taste
Calls the series "Roots" the greatest comedy of all time
eats grannies because he likes the way they taste...sicko
^ Steps on ants outside and yells "Rawr I am your God. Feel my wrath!!!"
Gets off on snapping self with rubber bands
gets on with a stool >_>
Shaves body hair using butter as shaving cream
^ Actually knows about the show "Roots"
smells like decaying old man