Rumorz...

[lonemeditater]

has a secret shrine to Al Roker

 

[SammyStephens]

Friends tell them to play hide and seek, but when they hide, the "friends" don't seek

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Doesn't have friends that he has actually meant...

 

[SammyStephens]

Has the Mork and Mindy collection on bluray

 

[lonemeditater]

has it written on his will that i'll inherit his bluray disc reader

 

[SammyStephens]

Has a collection of pencil shavings in attic that they like to get naked and roll around in

 

[jctauss]

wishes he could fight me because he loves the punishment

 

[SammyStephens]

Spends his days making sand castles and pretends he's Godzilla and stomps on them roaring out loud

 

[Dreams]

^ is the real Godzilla

 

[lonemeditater]

thinks scales are delicious

 

[SammyStephens]

King Kong aint got shit on me!!

Wears granny panties cause they like the way it feels

 

[Dreams]

^ Eats granny panties cause he likes the way they taste

 

[SammyStephens]

Calls the series "Roots" the greatest comedy of all time

 

[lonemeditater]

eats grannies because he likes the way they taste...sicko

 

[Dreams]

^ Steps on ants outside and yells "Rawr I am your God. Feel my wrath!!!"

 

[SammyStephens]

Gets off on snapping self with rubber bands

 

[lonemeditater]

gets on with a stool >_>

 

[SammyStephens]

Shaves body hair using butter as shaving cream

 

[Dreams]

^ Actually knows about the show "Roots"

 

[SammyStephens]

smells like decaying old man