Rumorz...

[jctauss]

walks around town with her friends like she was in west side story.... *snap* *snap*

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

go to old folks homes and kicks the old people out of the chairs to go wheel chair races..

 

[jctauss]

its called community service

eats the handicapd peoples meals on wheels

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

pretends to be blind so he can get more money pan handling

 

[jctauss]

pretends to be an alcoholic for the free muffins at AA meetings

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

its not about the muffins its about the apple juice GOSH! lol

once participated in a south of the border donkey show.

 

[jctauss]

was that donkey

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

:0!!! lol


used to walk around in a red cape and tighty whiteys pretending to be superman

 

[jctauss]

used to walk around pretending to be wonderwoman only confused invisible plane with clothes

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

wait what? r u saying i used to walk around naked?

is the peeping tom outside

 

[jctauss]

no, just me


is the only one other than me on right now

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

you've lost me lol


uhm.. is an illusionist by trade

 

[jctauss]

is pretty

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

thats a rumor? lol

is really a girl pretending to be a guy

 

[jctauss]

falls asleep during sex

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

has never had sex!!

 

[jctauss]

wants to take my virginity since she lost hers when she was 13

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

has read every harry potter book 3 times

 

[jctauss]

stole my kidney for unknown reasons

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

is really bald