Like to like a homos armpits
Rumorz...
- Thread starter jctauss
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Tries to eat tomato soup with a fork
has an extensive collection of Barry Manilow CD's
ssam Like to shove a spoon up his ass to see his reflection
touches himself to 2girls1cup
can you really do that?
likes to ride his dog cowboy style
Greatest achievement was writing the lyrics to Hanson's Um-Bop
Like's to put high heels so he can see out the window 
practices his guitar by playing Hannah Montana's "I wanna be a rockstar" by ear
Eats a bowl of rice one grain at a time
his signature dish is pigs in a blanket
enjoys hotdogs because she finds security in left over parts of pig 
"Double clicks the mouse" to midget wrestling
Is always too slow with their posts*
oh wait thats me/..
oh wait thats me/..
smiles when he see's little children in bathing suits
is planning a wild weekend this summer of antiquing
(damn it)
drinks champagne through a silly straw
drinks champagne through a silly straw
goes to the beach to eat the sand
has an a speedo in every neon color ever made and thinks they're wicked cool 