Rumorz...

[MommyOfAnAngel]

is a devil in disguise

 

[Thornless]

Doesn't want to be in VIP

 

[Jessica]

has horns

 

[boombala]

Makes raw corn whiskey in her still hidden in the forest.

 

[SammyStephens]

The only way he gets aroused is by tazing himself whilst watching telletubies on blu-ray

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

uses his telepathic powers to undress the men of Otz for his pleasure

 

[darkcgi]

eats nodoz on her pizza

 

[Jessica]

eats boogers

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

pretends to be 15 year old girl when in fact she is a 12 year old boy...

 

[SammyStephens]

Goes to the market to steal grapes, not to eat though, but to add to a collection she stores under her bed

 

[Jessica]

keeps wild animals as pets

 

[SammyStephens]

Is my pet platypus

 

[Jessica]

keeps his children locked in their room

 

[SammyStephens]

Studied for a urine test

 

[Jessica]

failed his blood test

 

[SammyStephens]

Stands up to pee

 

[Jessica]

lives in a cave

 

[darkcgi]

Likes to climb in a tree and have all her neighbors throw pickles at her

 

[Jessica]

eats humans

 

[SammyStephens]

Got knocked out once while shadow boxing