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[SammyStephens]

Goes to restaurants to sniff chairs after fat people have left them

 

[Anie]

Likes to spit in burgers before people eat them at his workplace

 

[SammyStephens]

Watches Jonas brothers videos and makes out with her hand

 

[Anie]

Kidnapped Miley Cyrus and anal probed her

 

[SammyStephens]

Has gotten stuck, multiple times, on sticky fly tape

 

[Anie]

You pee in your pants when you see Tom Cruise

 

[SammyStephens]

Is amazed by Keanu Reeves acting prowess

 

[Anie]

Loves to watch the View everyday

 

[SammyStephens]

Listens to Michael Bolton with dreamy eyes

 

[Wookiegirl]

has erotic thoughts of the pink power ranger

 

[SammyStephens]

Volunteers to cleaning public bathrooms with her tongue

 

[Anie]

wipes his butt with a dog

 

[SammyStephens]

lusts after jersey roid monkeys

 

[Anie]

Has a fetish for men in parachute pants

 

[SammyStephens]

Successfully pulled off the golf ball through garden hose maneuver

 

[Anie]

Touches men's asses and likes it when he plays football

 

[SammyStephens]

Was once called a" lil cunt" by Mother Theresa

 

[Anie]

Has kissed ass to get his debt paid

 

[Mase]

Is a prostitute.

 

[SammyStephens]

Wishes he had enough money to pay for said prostitute