Smells his fingers after he wipes his bum
Rumorz...
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Is the founder and president of the David Hasslehof fan club
Hopes to be a beautiful princess who gets laid a lot in the future.
hopes shes that buitiful princess
Can't spell beautiful
Breaks into pharmacies only to swap old people's prescriptions around
Eats babies.
Was their idea to make the second Blues Brothers movie
Their idea of fun is watching fat people waddle around the mall.
is one of the fat people waddling in the mall
is the queen 
Can shuck corn without using her hands
creates dance routines to ABBA on Saturday nights
can suck ice without it melting
Tells unsuspecting 3 year olds the truth about Santa and the tooth fairy
is a valued member of society that everyone loves
Now that is a vicious lie!!!
Is mesmerized by the plot of Bil and Tedd's excellent adventure
owns the leotard from Flashdance and keeps it in a baggy to keep it 'fresh' 
Is shocked that I wasted my 3,000th post in less than 2 months on this :nod:
Has made four quality posts out of three thousand