Rumorz...

[Tyler Durden]

Gets excited when Tom's owner (in Tom & Jerry) has her stockings fall down and jumps on the chair

 

[SammyStephens]

Picks up old chicks at bingo night with his primer Trans AM

 

[Tyler Durden]

Eats washing up liquid

 

[SammyStephens]

Has saved all his toenail clippings in a huge garbage bag that carries with himself everywhere he goes and claims he does only because it is a "great conversation starter"

 

[Tyler Durden]

Has frequently been pleasured by "ladies" with stubble

On the face

 

[SammyStephens]

Has no bathroom, just a rope in the middle of the living room that he tries to piss up on.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Likes baking and needlework

 

[jctauss]

wishes he could find a friend for his furby

 

[Tyler Durden]

Wishes he could eat a whole marshmallow

 

[Anie]

Has pink eye

 

[SammyStephens]

Was the IRL influence for private pile in the featured film, Full Metal Jacket

 

[Tyler Durden]

Bases their whole life principles and morals on the life and times of Anabel Chong

 

[SammyStephens]

Despite western perceptions, has wonderful teeth, but shitty hair

 

[Tyler Durden]

Has the cleanliness and grooming of a mexican road sweeper

 

[SammyStephens]

Watches MTV cribs and bitches about it from his futon

 

[Tyler Durden]

Was the body double for Oliver Hardy

 

[SammyStephens]

Thinks the series "24" is a documentary

 

[Tyler Durden]

Has the breath of a fisherman out at sea for 40 days and nights who forgot his toothpaste and brush

 

[SammyStephens]

Goes to all male bath houses for the "conversation"

 

[Tyler Durden]

Buys milkshakes to bring the boys to his yard