Rude customer

[Suzie]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

 

[Charmer]

BAM!!! :tongue:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

LMAO! She got burned!!!!!!!!!

 

[GraceAbounds]

ROFL! Good one!

 

[pamperedchefkid]

that is a good one!

 

[TheLightedPath]

I always see women with kids like that and think to myself. Someone had to have sex with that...

 

[AUFred]

LOL!!! I love it!

 

[WeedGal]

TeeHee

 

[Silious950]

Dude that person is FIRED! and props *bling*

 

[sexy.time]

haha nice

 

[hhayes]

LMAO good one!