How you can tell when it's going to be a rotten day?
1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
6. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
7. Your twin brother forgot your birthday.
8. You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
9. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
10. Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
11. Your income check bounces.
12. Your pet rock snaps at you.
13. Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
14. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. (that would suck!) :tongue:
1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
6. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
7. Your twin brother forgot your birthday.
8. You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
9. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
10. Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
11. Your income check bounces.
12. Your pet rock snaps at you.
13. Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
14. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. (that would suck!) :tongue:
