Rodeo Sex

[Adam]

Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!

 

[Wichita]

hahahaha I haven't tried it, but sounds like fun

 

[USF Sam]

Why was this UG'ed?

It's a VERY old joke and I'd swear I've seen it on the main page before.

 

[AUDRAA]

Oh shit I didnt read the whole thing nvm back out lol

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Wow... Lol

 

[Adam]

Well of course this is old not all my jokes are original. I found this and said well that's pretty funny wouldn't try it but its funny!

 

[itsmeJonB]

i was told this with my (then) girlfriend present and she gave me the "dont even think about it" look

 

[Laure]

I've heard the term "rodeo sex" before, but this is way different.

Funny joke, though.

 

[Adam]

anyone thinking of doing this, there's a time when you DO fall off, hance the term rodeo sex as how long you can hold on... do you really want to find out what happens when you fall off... personally i do not