ridiculous british laws

[skyblue]

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

 

[Breath]

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

People have a lot of aquariums over there ?

 

[skyblue]

i wish

 

[Sneakiecat]

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

Sweet, I know where I'm moving.

 

[Haus]

you should see the ridiculous USA laws.

 

[GuesSAngel]

yeah we have a lot of stupid ones too

 

[Boomer]

Theres a law in one of our southern states that says its illegal to have a cow on your roof past 9pm.

 

[dt3]

Theres a law in one of our southern states that says its illegal to have a cow on your roof past 9pm.

Fuck! Go get it down Amber!!!

 

[Haus]

and one in kentucky that says its you're required to take a shower at least once a year. :wtf:

i would hate to meet someone who broke that law

 

[elluko]

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

Damnit, I was planning on doing that!

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

What's the worst they can do? Arrest the corpse?

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

...Is it that big of an issue? I think I should move to Liverpool

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

What about a policeman's FACE?

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

Why tell him if you...don't...want him to know?

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

...Lawlzzz...that's just fucking funny :rofl2: