A little boy, about 12 years old, is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocks on the door. When the Madam answers it, she sees the little boy and asks what he wants.
He says, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figures why not - so she tells him to come in. Once in, she tells him to pick any of the girls he likes. He asks, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam says "No".
He says, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the kid is so adamant and has the money to pay for it, the Madam tells him to go to the first room on the right. He heads down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he comes back, still dragging the frog, pays the Madam, and heads out the door.
The Madam stops him and asks, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He says, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
"When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex and Mum will catch it.
"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the bastard who ran over my FROG!"
He says, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figures why not - so she tells him to come in. Once in, she tells him to pick any of the girls he likes. He asks, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam says "No".
He says, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the kid is so adamant and has the money to pay for it, the Madam tells him to go to the first room on the right. He heads down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he comes back, still dragging the frog, pays the Madam, and heads out the door.
The Madam stops him and asks, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He says, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
"When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex and Mum will catch it.
"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the bastard who ran over my FROG!"
