Thought this was pretty funny. Wasn't sure whether to put it here or in humour so feel free to move it if you think it's in them wrong place.
[*]Taoism: Shit happens.
[*]Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
[*]Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
[*]Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
[*]Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
[*]Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
[*]Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
[*]Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
[*]Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
[*]Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
[*]Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
[*]Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
[*]Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
[*]Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
[*]Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
[*]Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
[*]Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
[*]Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
[*]Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
[*]Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
[*]Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
[*]Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
[*]Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
[*]Creationism: God made all shit.
[*]Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
[*]Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
[*]Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
[*]Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
[*]Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
[*]Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
[*]Darwinism: This shit was once food.
[*]Capitalism: That's MY shit.
[*]Communism: It's everybody's shit.
[*]Feminism: Men are shit.
[*]Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
[*]Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
[*]Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
[*]Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
[*]Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
[*]Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
[*]Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
[*]Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
[*]Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
[*]Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
[*]Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
[*]Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
[*]Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
[*]Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
[*]Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
[*]Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
[*]Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
[*]Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
[*]Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
[*]Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
[*]Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
[*]Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
[*]Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
[*]Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
[*]Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
[*]Atheism: What shit?
[*]Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
[*]Nihilism: No shit.
