killingTHEmyth
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ok i admit my last joke was weak : redemption
a kid gets locked up for his first time. as he finally gets to his cell he sees his cell mate on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor. The lifer looks up at the new kid and asks "what do you want to be, the husband or the wife." "what?" the kid asks kinda scared. "I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE THE HUSBAND OR THE WIFE?" the lifer asks forcefully. "uhh the husband i guess?'' the kid answers nervously. "well alright then get down here and suck your wifes dick."
how do you know your celly is gay?
when his dick taste like shit.
a kid gets locked up for his first time. as he finally gets to his cell he sees his cell mate on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor. The lifer looks up at the new kid and asks "what do you want to be, the husband or the wife." "what?" the kid asks kinda scared. "I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE THE HUSBAND OR THE WIFE?" the lifer asks forcefully. "uhh the husband i guess?'' the kid answers nervously. "well alright then get down here and suck your wifes dick."
how do you know your celly is gay?
when his dick taste like shit.
