Rate the joke above!

[Woobeewoo]

I thought this might be a fun idea for a thread: I post a joke, then the next user rates the joke in the post above and posts another joke and so on. Here we go:

A fireman runs into a crowded classroom holding a screwdriver and screams "EVERYBODY GET OUT, NOW! THIS IS NOT A DRILL."


....heheh. Your turn now!

 

[The Man]

Good one.

Two old drunks are going down the street in an old farm truck.
The driver asks the passenger to see if the turn signal is working.
He looks out and says "yes" "no" "yes" "no"

 

[orzz]

Good one.

Two old drunks are going down the street in an old farm truck.
The driver asks the passenger to see if the turn signal is working.
He looks out and says "yes" "no" "yes" "no"

Pretty good, 6/10!

 

[The Man]

Pretty good, 6/10!

Thanks...now you have to come up with a joke as per the OP request.

 

[Aries]

I have one, I have one!


Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?






























Because he was outstanding in his field. :giggle

 

[griz bear]

why...

 

[griz bear]

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? A: It only affects the brain....

 

[Aries]

why...

The answer is in my post.

 

[griz bear]

The answer is in my post.

yeah, sorry I missed it. So it get a 8/10

 

[margarito]

Good one.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says "Ugh,that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a lady next to her "The driver just insulted me!" The lady quickly responded saying "You go up there and tell him off. Go on I'll hold your monkey for you." :24:

 

[Aries]

9/10...that was funny! :24:


Ole staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking
buddy, Swen. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Lena. He
tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom,
but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the
banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A
whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially
painful.

Managing not to yell, Ole sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in
the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He
managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a
Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.He then hid the now
almost empty box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Ole woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt
and Lena staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk again
last night weren't you Ole?" Ole said, "Why you say such a mean ting?"
"Well," Lena said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the
broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing
through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly......it's
all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror."

 

[griz bear]

that's funny 9/10


Blonde got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go ice fishing. The next morning she got all her gear, headed out and when she reached her destination she proceeded to cut a hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "there's no fish in there". So she moves to another spot, cuts another hole, then again the voice told her there were no fish there. So she moves again and again the voice tells her there are no fish there. She looks up and see's a man looking down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" The man coolly says "Well first of all this is a hockey rink and you're going to have to pay for all these holes.