Rapture Register

[Dana]

and shes saying shes upstairs boning the virgin dana:24:

Sorry but I'm no virgin. I'd be one pathetic POS if I was a virgin pushing 31 years.

 

[freakofnature]

Sorry but I'm no virgin. I'd be one pathetic POS if I was a virgin pushing 31 years.

 

[Darrell]

Sorry but I'm no virgin. I'd be one pathetic POS if I was a virgin pushing 31 years.

No way man.

You could be saving it for that special lady, like I am..........













































































:sarcasm :sarcasm :sarcasm

 

[Parasite]

Looks like the curtains are drawn at Camping's house, and no one's answering the door.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_21_2011#May_21_developments

 

[MoonOwl]

We're still here:ninja

We drove by the home of our sweet neighborlady and she's still here. Considering she has her Family Bible on a stand in her foyer she'd be one of the first in que. She's as Christian as they come and just as nice as can be. If she and her husband are still here, it didn't happen. As they are both quite educated, I doubt they thought 'the event' was even a possibility.

 

[Parasite]

We're still here:ninja

We drove by the home of our sweet neighborlady and she's still here. Considering she has her Family Bible on a stand in her foyer she'd be one of the first in que. She's as Christian as they come and just as nice as can be. If she and her husband are still here, it didn't happen. As they are both quite educated, I doubt they thought 'the event' was even a possibility.

They probably didn't, considering the fact that the Bible says that not even Jesus knows when the end of the world will happen.

 

[MoonOwl]

They probably didn't, considering the fact that the Bible says that not even Jesus knows when the end of the world will happen.

Too bad all those that believed this guy, sent him their life savings and sold all their stuff didn't remember that little tidbit of information.

Oh well. A fool and his money are soon parted.

 

[Keight]

Well I probably should have done this last night.

END OF WORLD EPIC FAIL!!!

Although apparently sinners get another 5 months so i dunno.... :24: :24:
Either way Im here

 

[Thornless]

It was nice knowing you all!

Can I have all your horsies?

 

[Thornless]

Sorry but I'm no virgin. I'd be one pathetic POS if I was a virgin pushing 31 years.

So... not being a virgin makes us better than those who aren't?

Good thing I jumped on the cool train before I was 15.

 

[freakofnature]

Can I have all your horsies?

OK, but you'll have to come get them yourself.

So... not being a virgin makes us better than those who aren't?

Good thing I jumped on the cool train before I was 15.

I prefer to be a pathetic POS.

 

[brieze]

Here. Heaven hates me.

 

[Thornless]

OK, but you'll have to come get them yourself.

I prefer to be a pathetic POS.

Well can't you bring them when you haunt me in the summer?

You can be my POS, my coolness can rub off on you :24:

 

[freakofnature]

Well can't you bring them when you haunt me in the summer?

You can be my POS, my coolness can rub off on you :24:

Nope. I've already been raptured.

 

[jassilem]

Still here and it's quarter to 9pm here..

 

[freakofnature]

Still here and it's quarter to 9pm here..

Heathen :ninja

 

[jassilem]

Heathen :ninja

Um.... K....

 

[Maulds]

10:24 central time and here I sit...on OTZ...still on earth...with my feet on the ground but reaching for the stars

 

[Darrell]

No sign of Rapture and it is 2106 PST.

 

[Maulds]

going to bed, if the world starts ending someone call and wake me

fuzzwifers, satin, Boomerang, V, and Nat have my #

:cool