Raped By An Elephant

[Peter Parka]

A man goes to a doctor and says " What shall I do? I've just been raped by an elephant!" The doctor tells him to bend over so he can have a look at his arse. "That's funny!" He says " your arsehole is 10 inches wide! I thought elephants only had thin long dicks?" The man says " Yeah but he fingered me first!"

 

[Wookiegirl]

i found myself going
"but an elephant doesn't have fingers"
:eek

 

[BeautifulHeart]

LMAO tut tut