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[Baby Jai]

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive.
She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life.


While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to get his sheep across the road. She stopped her car and waved the farmer across, thinking this would be her first good deed.


After the sheep had all crossed, the blonde said to the farmer, "your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many there are, could I have one."


The farmer thought it impossible and told the blonde it was okay.


"637", said the blonde.


The farmer was amazed that the blonde had guessed the exact number, but lived up to his bargain.


"I'll take that feisty one over there", said the blonde.


Then the farmer said to the blonde, "Okay, now if I guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?

 

[sspark]

that's a good one Jai. :nanners:

 

[Baby Jai]

love your banannas they are dancin to tag team - whomp there it is

 

[crimzon22]

FINALLY! One I haven't heard before!

 

[Baby Jai]

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a
compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She
opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person
looks familiar."

"Let me look." said the other one. So she handed her the compact.

The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one.
"You dumbass -- that's ME!