Random Rants

[SilentEyz]

Ok,

Well this is a somewhat random thread.. The last poster, posts a subject and the next poster uses it for a random rant, Joke, comment before leaving the topic of the next rant.


Red Lights

 

[TheOriginalJames]

are better than yellow lights. Fuck yellow lights. Fuck fort wayne cops. Little bastards are pulling people over because "there's a big problem with running yellows in Ft wayne"

Blah. Running reds is bad, and I sat there and watched a goddamn cop run a redlight the other day...




Rain

 

[andcuriouser]

Rain is confession weather. I hate it because it makes me desire to be completely honest, and I always end up feeling worse for it. Like yesterday. I was sitting on my porch-thing, and then it randomly started POURING. What the hell. There were barely even clouds in the sky, and then all of the sudden there was this intense downpour and I got soaked. And then I tracked water across the floor on my way to the bedroom to change. And the whole thing was stupid, because Matt wasn't home, and the fucking cat was outside, and then felt that it was necessary to track little wet paw prints all over the floor. Then, when Matt asked me how I was feeling when he got home, I was completely honest, and told him that I felt like CRAP because I got rained on, and he was slightly late, and there was nothing to eat, and I wasn't going to go shopping because it was fucking raining.

Damn, that was long. Okay.

Burnt-out light bulbs.

 

[Jersey]

for the love of god- a light bulb only seems to burn out when its dark and you have just come home and have 123123 million things in your hand.. then trip and drop everything all over the floor and then have ot search the linen closet to find out where the hell you put the last light bulb....

(and yes-- this exact story has happened to me.... two days ago)


ok-- someone go with--RUBBER NECKERS!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'm a rubber necker. Cause I'm an idiot, but 5 years without an accident I think I'm doing well. I hate it when people rubber neck though and drive right off the road into a light pole or a car in a left turn lane. I have SOOO seen that happen, and I couldn't help but laugh at how stupid these people were after I figured out if they were ok or not. (they were, a soccer mom on the phone in her big ass truck hit a light pole...)

Topic: After getting home, you realize you forgot the one thing you actually went to the grocery store to get.

 

[lemon]

guess the grocery store doesnt carry that item.

street racers

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Have fun, just don't do it on a road that's known to be crawling with cops, kids, or have heavy traffic.

police officers. .. and you suck lemon

 

[Hurt911gen]

I hate traffic cops...they always act like dicks when they see my Valentine 1. Oh, and infared detectors are for those with small penises (or huge vaginas)

In-n-out burgers...

 

[lemon]

i fucking hate advertisments. especially new burgers at a place like sonic. they advertise and then dont tell you how much it is. and then they hit you up with a promo price of like 4 fucking dollars for a drink. and that really fucking sucks.

no james, i dont suck.

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microsoft windows

 

[SilentEyz]

Microsft Windows, What a pain in the .. I mean, DO they really need a new Window program every couple years, that all work basically the same anyway, Just another excuse to get you to spend a few hundred bucks on something new and improved, just so you can get it home only to realize the few changes that were made are a bigger pain in your, The point is, You find out you prefered the old windowns better anyway, so the new 900$ computer sits unused, while you keep typing away on the old one bcse at least you understand how it all works,
Granted you probably just figured it completly out a couple weeks before the new one was released, and you know you will figure out the new one, but who the hell has time for that right now..Dammit there are posts to be made.


Topic: Grocery Stores

 

[lemon]

damn i need a rotflmmfao smiley...

but true - there is not much more microsoft can do, except truly get away from dos ( which they never will - they hinge on backwards compatibility [ for a time ] and then stop tech support after a few years to get you to upgrade and all ) but they still use dos. no matter what they say, they use dos.

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grocery store. hhmmmmmmm.....

bait and switch. i detest that practice they actively participate in. and its illegal, but by the time you could actually do something about it, it would be too late.

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bright headlights on cars

 

[Kat]

dragging up an old thread I know ... but i just had ta....especially since I ran into this tonight

Freaking bright headlights on cars suck...as if it isnt bad enough its raining out... you're tired...you have a headach...and its foggy...then you got some asshole with the bright headlights on (the illegal ones too) making it even harder for you to see where you're going...so you have to pull over and wait till he decides to pass you...and he just sits there like an idoit even though you have your blinker on showing him you are temp. not moving...its late you just want to go home and go to bed...but now because of his bright ass lights ...and slow reactions ... you have to actually pull into someones driveway before he gets the point and drives on by.


Topic (if anyone wants to continue): people switching into the turn lane to get to the front of the line...then last minte trying to switch back to the straight lane

 

[elluko]

Yeah, what she said, and I saw a group of horney frenchmen in a pickup truck attdmpt to do that the othe day and they crashed into a pregnant goat licking tartar sauce off the road.
random enuff?

soggy cereal

 

[SilentEyz]

Soggy cereal, Biggest problem with soggy cereal, besides the obvious fact that it is SOGGY.. have you ever really tried to eat this shit.. man tastes like dried cardboard as it slides down your throat.. there is absolutly no taste to it.. besides if you let it sit there long enough to get soggy, what is the point, you obviously could not have been that hungry to start with or it would not have had time to get soggy.





Hospitals

 

[elluko]

Hospitals suck, and cemetarys rock. If you want my opinion, people should be buried in hospitals and treated in cemetaries. and whats with the smell? would it kill them to spray some air freshener in there once in a while.

Death.

 

[Peter Parka]

Death sucks big time, I don't know many people who prefer it to living (well, maybe emos!)

Britney Spears

 

[SilentSinz]

Hotter every day, i mean the shaved head thing, I would totaly go for it, I only say this becaus before she was way out of my leauge, but now that shes bald im like wow im way out of her leag which gives me a tiny shred of hoap that maybe just maybe i might have a change with my highschool crush. Go Britney Spearsh
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Scrambled Eggs

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[BreakfastSurreal]

scrambled eggs. wow i do not really have anything bad to say about scrambled eggs! oh well I guess it kinda sucks when they stick to the pan and kinda get that weird crusty texture on them. that sucks : / and it also sucks when you make some really good, and then someone else decides to jack them before you get to eat em!


know-it-all's

 

[BaggedSplash]

know-it-all's. you fuckers dont know a god damn thing. you think you know shit but thats exactly what you know....shit! go to fucking hell you ass bags!!!


brown nosers

 

[ouachiski]

brown nosers can kiss my ass.....Seriously how do these people get promoted, they get on every ones nerves. I had a boss who was in so deep he had a brown neck.

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