Random PW thread!

[HouseOvaries]

Yeah, I need to talk to him about that word again in the presence of women - he'll have to have a clipped ear!!!

He was here this morning, our time, just after 11am.

Not like him that's all.

Did you decide not to take a break from here after all then HO? You seem to be enjoying posting more anyway which is always good.

Nah, I decided to act more maturely around my elders. Even if they used to drool in my ears.

 

[Ria]

Do you know what? I am on my 3rd glass of red wine now and still typing ok - well, have to backspace a bit, but not a lot and am with it still.

Mind you, have been pacing it I suppose, so as not to go too drunk, but it is just starting to go to my head now - may have to go to drunk thread before long - not many here now though so probably no fun in there on my own.

 

[Ria]

Nah, I decided to act more maturely around my elders. Even if they used to drool in my ears.

Oh that's a good thing. Well, any drooling in ya ears by your elders is not so bad HO.

 

[HouseOvaries]

I just got married!!! Nah, just kidding! Lol, seriously...I was kidding, no joke. Seriously, I'm not being serious about that previous joke. Just kidding!

 

[sexy.time]

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

 

[HouseOvaries]

Oh that's a good thing. Well, any drooling in ya ears by your elders is not so bad HO.

Yeah, but my dog "Scruffy" wasn't too happy about licking my ears. So I used about 5,000 Kleenex lotion brand of tissues. :smiley24:

 

[Ria]

I knew you were joking - anyway, you are far too young to worry about that just yet.

 

[HouseOvaries]

I knew you were joking - anyway, you are far too young to worry about that just yet.

Lol, I said I was being serious about that joke. Seriously...I'm not kidding about me being serious.

 

[Ria]

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

Hummmm, a bit way out there Rob - where did you hear that one?

 

[sexy.time]

haha from a friend. yeah its not that funny to people who have or been belemic. how about this one....

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

 

[HouseOvaries]

KKKKLLLLLLLOOOOONNNNNNDDDDDIIIIIKKKKEEEEEE bar!!!

 

[Ria]

haha from a friend. yeah its not that funny to people who have or been belemic. how about this one....

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

Flippin' 'eck rob, that's at the other end of the scale now - don't forget I am on my third glass of wine - I don't get this one :confused You will have to spell it out to me now, ha ha!!!!!!

 

[HouseOvaries]

Chug chug chug chug chug!!!

 

[sexy.time]

HAHAHA i would spell it out for you but i gotta go. my day is done. Heres to hoping you figure that joke out and have a good evening
bye

 

[HouseOvaries]

I'm so lame of a whore that I haven't gotten any action from anyone yet. It's 5am!

 

[Ria]

Oh cheers Rob - I owe ya one for that!!!

 

[HouseOvaries]

Oh my god...I haven't done anything to help my headache. I thin I'm hallucinating now.

 

[Ria]

HO, this headache has gone on for hours now, so take some damn tablets huh?

Btw - what is your real name, have forgotten.

 

[HouseOvaries]

HO, this headache has gone on for hours now, so take some damn tablets huh?

Btw - what is your real name, have forgotten.

Somewhere else I have mentioned that I can't swallow pills, because I'm afraid of choking on them. Plus, I need to buy some. And my real name is Kyle.

 

[AUDRAA]

Audra *waving at ya!*

Sorry, I forgot to say before, how happy and lovely you and Morgan looked in that pic - was a lovely picture of you both together.

aww thanks Ria