Random PW thread!

[Charmer]

Wow, Amy, you should show some of these posts to your husband! Maybe he'll realize how desirable you are still!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'd rather not be hunted down by a redneck.

 

[dt3]

There's only one reason Amber would ever hunt you down...and I think you'd enjoy it

 

[dt3]

I'm getting the baby a Colts bib so he can spit up all over it

 

[TheOriginalJames]

There's only one reason Amber would ever hunt you down...and I think you'd enjoy it

I don't think Amber's a redneck, but you're right I wouldn't mind HER hunting me down.

I'm getting the baby a Colts bib so he can spit up all over it

I should get a Jaguars bath mat, that way both me and the Colts can walk all over them.

 

[dt3]

I should get a Jaguars bath mat, that way both me and the Colts can walk all over them.

Unfortunately a quick Google search tells me nobody has thought of putting Peyton Manning's face on toilet paper.

Maybe I'll invent it so I can wipe my ass with the Colts.

 

[dt3]

Only problem is it wouldn't be very effective against the runs

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Unfortunately a quick Google search tells me nobody has thought of putting Peyton Manning's face on toilet paper.

Maybe I'll invent it so I can wipe my ass with the Colts.

Just make sure you make it a double roll so your finger doesn't slip through. Peyton has a way with defense, he loves the audibles.

 

[dt3]

Just make sure you make it a double roll so your finger doesn't slip through. Peyton has a way with defense, he loves the audibles.

You're right, I should make Jags TP so it'll be inpenetrable.

Sure would be pretty solid though...

 

[Charmer]

Love the analogies! You guys are funny! :clap

 

[dt3]

Just make sure you make it a double roll so your finger doesn't slip through.

Very good point by the way. I wouldn't want it to be like their defense.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

You're right, I should make Jags TP so it'll be inpenetrable.

Sure would be pretty solid though...

This reminds me of the Jags Defense for some reason...

 

[AUDRAA]

my night is sucking soooooo bad!!!!!

 

[dt3]

This reminds me of the Jags Defense for some reason...

James, you're smarter than that. The Jags defense was #2 last year. It's the Colts who that reminded you of.

ESPN - NFL Football Statistics and League Leaders - National Football League

 

[dt3]

What's wrong Audra?

 

[TheOriginalJames]

James, you're smarter than that. The Jags defense was #2 last year. It's the Colts who that reminded you of.

ESPN - NFL Football Statistics and League Leaders - National Football League

#2 or not, need I remind you where this trophy sat?



Wait... don't need to, the picture does.

 

[dt3]

#2 or not, need I remind you where this trophy sat?



Wait... don't need to, the picture does.

It's almost as big as Manning's forehead.

 

[Sneakiecat]

It's almost as big as Manning's forehead.

Not even close.

 

[AUDRAA]

work is totally kicking my ass tonight!!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

It's almost as big as Manning's forehead.

haha that's the best you could come up with?

Even your wife owned you. :ninja