I went to the health clinic today, and I had to fill out a form, which was all and good. I handed it to the woman at the counter and she sort of frowned and said, "Um, Lobster?"
I have no idea what I was thinking, but instead of putting "Leland" under first name, I wrote "Lobster". I wasn't even talking when I was writing, so it's not like I have that excuse. Total dope moment.