Random PW thread!

[BreakfastSurreal]

and thew wizzinator is a plastic dick that looks real/attatched to it is a bag where you put clean urin...you then strap it around you so that when you take a urinalisous it looks like you peeing in the cup....most people that get caught because they forget the urin is warm when it leaves the body....

oh it came in the mail today...he actually got the Urinator, not the Wizzinator. The urinator comes with a device that keeps it heated at 98.6 degrees.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I heard all about the wizzinator at Ingram. half the people there had one to pass their fucking drug test.

I don't understand why pot is just that damn important to people.

 

[Jersey]

me neither...

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Of course, I don't even understand why cigs are so important to me either. but at least I can do my bad habit and not get arrested.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

I agree with you there...I would stop smoking in an instant if I knew I had to take a drug test...now that's not to say I probably wouldn't still buy some cleaner stuff just to be on the safe side anyways, but pot is not THAT important to me. I do smoke, but not on a daily basis...maybe once a week, at night, before bed. My boyfriend has the pipe in his mouth all night long after he gets home frm work. He just goes crazy without the stuff. I think he does really need it because he is so high strung that it helps to mellow him out, but if he would just go see a good doctor he could get on perscriptions that do the same thing. He seriously needs some valium or something.

 

[lemon]

the government just needs to legalize that stuff.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

arggg he just left to take the drug test...im SO freaking nervous for him...I really shouldn't be but I am.

 

[andcuriouser]

Someone come and talk to me in the chat!

And, I smoke both cigarettes and weed... I like them both. To be honest, I would rather never have a cigarette again than never have a joint again.

 

[elluko]

we just talked about that in chat didnt we?

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

I've been trying to study for the past 2 or 3 hours..and my freaking animals wont leave me alone. they always have to be the center of attention and its driving me crazy. I sit down with my laptop in my room and the dog starts ringing the bells every 30 minutes (thats how he tells us he needs to go outside to potty). And when he isn't doing that he's terrorizing the cats very loudly, or in here jumping on my bed trying to tear up my papers. GRRRRR he is usually an angel but today couldn't have been any worse!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I just underlined this post.

 

[SilentEyz]

I just underlined this post.

Umm Ill be nice and not say anything

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I just italicized this post.

 

[Kat]

I wish I had some more ice cream....

 

[TheOriginalJames]

i have a half gallon!

 

[Kat]

I finished almost a half gallon over the past 2 days .... ice cream doesnt last long with me right now .... I'm just glad I dont gain bad weight easily

 

[elluko]

they stopped making vannilla shakes at A&W, it sucks so much, and everywhere i go i can never find hard vannilla icecream!

 

[UncleBacon]

I'm tired and pissed off

 

[Darkstar]

Riley slept SO good last night. And now that im awake and such, i realize what a difference it makes in him.

Diaper duty! Ah well...

 

[White2000GT]

What's got you pissed off Bacon? Is it the Navy?

My girlfriend has been back in the States for two months now. I am all kinds of pent up right now. Need teh sexxors!